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My two takes on OUAT 4x05 

  • Optimistic Take:  Wow. They are setting things up so that when Emma finds out what Hook has been up to, the fall out is going to be epic. I really didn't think they'd go this way, and maybe it's just the Romantic in me, but I really can't wait for the episode where David lops Hook's head off for hurting his daughter.
  • Pessimistic Take:  Wow. CS is a steaming pile of shit. If Emma forgives Hook for this shit, I'm fucking done. The man is a total effing scumbag. I mean, we know that Emma's had questionable taste in men, but really? Fucking really?
  • Bonus SQ Take:  Wow. When Emma finds out, she's going to be heartbroken, and Regina's totally going to be there with tissues, chocolate and comfort sex to pick up the pieces.

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rumbellehogwarts:

Mr. Rumplestiltskin Gold, Sir Dark One, if you could…um…if you could suck Hook into that hat as well, I would be forever grateful.


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queenderien:

SQ playlist; track no2

Bloom, The Paper Kites


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adelinawp:

There’s Regina!


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Anonymous said:  I come begging for Regina going down a woman (on Emma) for the first time in that universe where Emma went down on her for the first time. Bless is thee. May you live in glee. Full of grace for eternity upon eternity. Amen.

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Anonymous said:  Emma goes down on Regina and Regina is anxious as that was something not done in FTL. She really enjoys it.

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ladiesorgtfo said:  ... I am curious about your conflicted Jane Espenson feelings.

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slayerinabrowncoat said:  why don't you like jane espenson?

scullysummers:

this is an older post about it, but in general:

she gets credit for things like SQ and queer representation when she almost exclusively writes M/M relationships 

she talks about queerbaiting like it’s something she “”“has”“” to do instead of actually writing queer relationships

she said this and is the consulting producer of ouat

and she really, really likes woobifying bad boys and gets passive-aggressive when people critique them. 

also this was p gross within the context of people’s criticism of this episode re: emma and ableism:image


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hecallsmehischild:

jethrocane:

sexioto:

so i was looking at lipstick and there were some interesting colors

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yes maybelline

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idk why you’d need this color but ok i guess

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lol me 2 

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is this the color of chilli though

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ok what

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C O N S T A N T   T O A S T

The raisin was limited before?


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Anonymous said:  I had zero expectations and ended up really enjoying this episode. Very little Lana which was :(, but both her scenes were RB goodness. Also the show spent a lot of time highlighting Hook's douchbagery.

sgtmac7:

The highlighting of such is useless, though, if it never touches Emma - which is what they’ve done with every other bit of his bad behavior. So this is a bit of having it both ways. They want to portray him as a douche but do it off of Rumple so it can be justified and then do date night and the CSers think he’s the bestest guy ever and meanwhile you have Emma looking like a moron.

That said, it’s not my place to tell anyone whether they should or should not enjoy something so I’m glad that you did. :D


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Bow your head before the Queen.


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Why Regina doesn't have much screen time... 

  • Emma:  Henry, please tell me your mom hasn't been doing something evil.
  • Henry:  Nope, she just gets real busy this time of year.
  • Emma:  But she's not even mayor anymore. Why is she so busy?
  • Henry:  Uh, duh it's apple cider season. You don't think all that cider you enjoy just distills itself.
  • Emma:  No shit?
  • Henry:  She's gotta pick the apples, press the apples, ferment the apples, filter the apples, it's a lot of work...so she's pretty busy.
  • Emma:  Maybe I should go out to the orchard just to see how she's doing....
  • Henry:  Mom doesn't like to be disturbed on apple picking day,she likes driving the tractor, says the heavy vibration clears her head.
  • Emma:  I'll bet it does.

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onlylolgifs:

baby arctic fox tries to eat a man alive


swanqueensmorrilla:

That is what my grandma always said and she is right! 

swanqueensmorrilla:

That is what my grandma always said and she is right! 


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A Way Home 

ao3feed-swanqueen:

read it on the AO3 at http://ift.tt/1t3Rm4d

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Magic beans allow Emma and her family to return to the Enchanted Forest, but Regina decides it’s better for everyone if she remains alone in Storybrooke. Emma doesn’t like that idea, but agrees. A few months later, Emma isn’t…


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